PR guy here. Need the info.

Since WHEN is Mr. Angel gay?

I could've curried a LOT of good publicity out of this. I may still be able to work something out, but honestly, the timing's like a week late.

Mr. Angel, you and I need to have a meeting, stat.

Also, I checked in my office closet, and there's a Segway there. Probably left by my predecessor. Huh. Pretty damn fun little toy. I seem to have natural command of it.

Go me.