Just received an e-mail from that Tucker guy about my Grixnar problem...
Um, it's a ritual. A very complicated ritual. I have to go to some sort of sacred stone in Orange County, and completely cover myself in Egyptian hieroglyphics, do some things with a gourd and a hamster that are probably not legal and... wait...
Oh, god, you're kidding me.
I'm not doing the Hustle.
Criminey...
